you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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