I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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