I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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