Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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