I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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