chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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