I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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