There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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