Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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