I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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