It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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