All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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