A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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