i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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