also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
