real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
The Olympian is in my bed
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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