Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
