kristin has been a bad kristin
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
only you would photoshop your dick
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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