so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
the day after is always just damage control
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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