i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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