In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just had sex on a roof
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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