Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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