I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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