with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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