I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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