im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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