fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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