Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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