What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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