Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
