Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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