white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
