He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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