He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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