So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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