her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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