Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize
