Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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