That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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