How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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