margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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