we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
