Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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