when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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