He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Let's paint friendship bongs
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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