i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We got so high we made milksteak
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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