You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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