it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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