plz talk dirty to me
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You pole danced in your parka.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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