Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
