Is it normal to miss your booty call?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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